From Cranky to Happy in Two Hours

Ingredients:

• 1 cranky one-year-old
• 1 cranky four-year-old
• 1 cranky thirty-three-year-old.

Directions:

• Place one-year-old in crib. Let nap two hours.
• Place four-year-old and thirty-three-year-old in queen sized bed. Let four-year-old fidget 10 minutes. Admonish to lay down and go to sleep. Let four-year-old fidget 10 minutes more while thirty-three-year-old dozes. Repeat admonishment. Let nap two hours.
• Remove from crib and bed and enjoy, outdoors.